DONER KEBABS

Hoorah for the doner kebabs

Loved by the drivers of cabs

Loved by the porters

And post office sorters

And profs in their underground labs

All hail to the doner keboobs

Admired by the men on the tubes

Food for the lift men

And cut-price-glass-gift men

The tailors and cutters of cubes

God bless the doner kebobs

Good for the gourmets and snobs

Tipsters on courses

And owners of horses

And others in dubious jobs

Shout ‘Aye’ for the doner kibibs

Foodstuff for me and his nibs

Toast of the Tommies

The Aussies and Pommies

The Indians, Dutch and the Gibs

Sing ‘Ah’ for the doner kebubs

Eaten by sailors in subs

Yearned for by waiters

Who fight alligators

And scout troops and Brownies and Cubs

They’re a very popular dish.